all wasps must die

[deathboy]

It's that time of week again.

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Quintessential Phase 1

I haven't had chance to check this mp3, or even listen to the goddamned episode BECAUSE OF WASPS. As ever, please inform me if there's a problem, I'll fix and re-upload. I think I have it all sussed now, but NO DOUBT SOME FUCKING WASPS GOT INTO THE MP3.

Please donate to the "HOUSE DESTROYED BY FUCKING WASPS" fund.

Given that I hate everything and everyone in the world, I hate insects, wasps in general, and that wasp most of all.

Fuck it.

I'm going into the garden.

If it wants a fight, it's got a fight.

Yes, I'm drunk now.

But I've still got one good cupboard door.

COWARDS.


[EDIT]: I did get it wrong - the file has been checked and is fine, but this is actually now (as the edited post reflects) the 1st of the Quintessential Phase (not the 5th of the "Quandary Phase")- I've re-uploaded the mp3 with the correct tags. The audio is identical, but if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do it right. ALL GOOD NOW!

Comments

[dreamburnt.livejournal.com]

Bees die after they sting; wasps don't. Yet more proof the little fuckers have no sense of honor.

[patient-0.livejournal.com]

Stinging insect wasps, or White Anglo-Saxon Protestants? Either way, they both need a little hydrogren cyanide.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to post you one of the Bastard Big Spiders I have living in the corners of my kitchen? I don't get wasps -- I probably do, along with mice, rats and the odd pigeon - but the spiders are eating them. Haven't seen the cat in ages either.

[goetia.livejournal.com]

afraid of wasps, also, battlefields?

[burket.livejournal.com]

You can kill them with just about any aresolized cleanering spray (lysol works wonders).

If you weren't drunk i'd tell you about Wd40.

[ferret4.livejournal.com]

episode checks out fine and dandy, although we're on the Quintessential Phase part 1 now (only 4 eps each to these two series, sadly)

Wasps.

[cimmerianknight.livejournal.com]

Wasps are the angels of bad karma. They've got to have some purpose in life, it may as well be that.