all wasps must die

[deathboy]

It's that time of week again.

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Quintessential Phase 1

I haven't had chance to check this mp3, or even listen to the goddamned episode BECAUSE OF WASPS. As ever, please inform me if there's a problem, I'll fix and re-upload. I think I have it all sussed now, but NO DOUBT SOME FUCKING WASPS GOT INTO THE MP3.

Please donate to the "HOUSE DESTROYED BY FUCKING WASPS" fund.

Given that I hate everything and everyone in the world, I hate insects, wasps in general, and that wasp most of all.

Fuck it.

I'm going into the garden.

If it wants a fight, it's got a fight.

Yes, I'm drunk now.

But I've still got one good cupboard door.

COWARDS.


[EDIT]: I did get it wrong - the file has been checked and is fine, but this is actually now (as the edited post reflects) the 1st of the Quintessential Phase (not the 5th of the "Quandary Phase")- I've re-uploaded the mp3 with the correct tags. The audio is identical, but if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do it right. ALL GOOD NOW!

Comments

[dreamburnt.livejournal.com]

Bees die after they sting; wasps don't. Yet more proof the little fuckers have no sense of honor.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

OTOH, wasp stings are best dosed with a splash of vinegar, bees with a splash of ammonia. I'm allergic to ammonia.

Wasps also don't leave a gutful of bee-innards stuck in your arm, attached to a spiky harpoon that has to be dug out with a crowbar.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

yeah, but at least their motives are better.

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

They even have furry stripey tops on. Very goth.

[markeris.livejournal.com]

WTF is a discerning goth doing at Whitby? Or indeed being a goth in the first place for that matter?

[dreamburnt.livejournal.com]

Self-pumping bee guts. Oh, man.

[patient-0.livejournal.com]

Stinging insect wasps, or White Anglo-Saxon Protestants? Either way, they both need a little hydrogren cyanide.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

w0rd.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Summer in the Hamptons, with a Fecking Big Swatter.
It'd be like the SRL (http://www.srl.org) version of The Great Gatsby.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to post you one of the Bastard Big Spiders I have living in the corners of my kitchen? I don't get wasps -- I probably do, along with mice, rats and the odd pigeon - but the spiders are eating them. Haven't seen the cat in ages either.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

sadly, while I respect them, I fucking hate spiders, too.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Don't move to Bristol then. There's an English Hunting Funnelweb (not poisonous though) which has too many eyes, runs at Mach 3, and is really rare. Except in Bristol, where they're everywhere.

[goetia.livejournal.com]

afraid of wasps, also, battlefields?

[burket.livejournal.com]

You can kill them with just about any aresolized cleanering spray (lysol works wonders).

If you weren't drunk i'd tell you about Wd40.

[burket.livejournal.com]

Drunk and flaming Deathlad while amusing seems like a bad combo. but since the cork has been popped.


If you mix gasoline and styrofoam you can take the Wasps out Robert Duval style.

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

Just about any aerosol that says "FLAMABLE" on it is good for this. And a zippo lighter.

You can work the rest out.

Though of course you could get a really tough bastard wasp. That is bad shit. A tough bastard wasp, on fire, really fucking angry and getting in your face.

Just be careful out there.

And make sure they ain't hornets. Big bad ass mofo angry hornets on fire. Don't even go there dude.

[ferret4.livejournal.com]

episode checks out fine and dandy, although we're on the Quintessential Phase part 1 now (only 4 eps each to these two series, sadly)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, for fuck's sake!

danke - I'll retag and re-upload ;)

cheers for the QC ;)

Wasps.

[cimmerianknight.livejournal.com]

Wasps are the angels of bad karma. They've got to have some purpose in life, it may as well be that.

Re: Wasps.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I dislike, but find it hard to refute that this giant, pendulous bastard was anything other than the bad ju-ju I strongly deserve.

but if he was, he only cost me a few hundred quid and a moment of wide-eyed fear. Most of my bad juju costs A Lot More.

Re: Wasps.

[cimmerianknight.livejournal.com]

He was probably one of the scout party. The army of thousands will be waiting until you're asleep.

I had a hornet come into my bedroom once. I actually heard the fucker land on my carpet. I trapped it by using a pint glass and a jewel CD case, checked to ensure my window was additional hornet-proof and took it to the end of the street before I threw the bastard as hard as I could.

As soon as I heard it hit the tree on the other side of the road I ran for my life, slamming the front door behind me and barricading myself in my room (though really this would only have served to trap me in with any that might have decided to come down through the chimney, where I was almost certain I had a wasp nest they were getting in with such alarming frequency).

Perhaps I have a lot of bad karma that needs realigning. Perhaps God hates me. Perhaps it's the wasps that hate me. I think more likely is all three of these possibilities.

The first wasp; summertime is truly upon us.

Re: Wasps.

[cimmerianknight.livejournal.com]

The first fucking annoying chirruping bird that would soon be taken out if I had an air rifle at my disposal, veganism be damned; summertime is confirmed.