booze hoover

[deathboy]

Tonight, after a really nice night with Jase, with the better half of my life on the line, after running out of alcohol, I really, honestly considered how the meths in the garage would taste mixed with Dr Pepper.

I am not that person.

I am way better than this.

Jesus wept. You're not meant to have that kind of feeling when you don't live under a fucking bridge, I'm sure.

I'm not sure if I think more of myself for not making an interesting new cocktail, or less for seriously considering it.

Change the NIN to Jesus Jones.

Read a few comics.

I'm way better than this.