Flute

[deathboy]

My friend, who's staying with me temporarily, has just started playing a flute in the room next door.

This cannot possibly end well.

Fortunately, he sounds reasonably proficient at it, but nonetheless, it is not exactly the soundtrack I had planned to accompany my hangover.

Hm. In my current state, I don't fancy my chances of besting him. Plus, he'd be armed with the flute.

Perhaps I should sample him and make a really rubbish track out of it to shame him into silence.

Comments

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

drink until it stops bugging you. you know you want to.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Did that last night. Today, my innards rest :/

[redcountess]

IIRC, it was flute that the Beastie Boys sampled on "Sure Shot" :)

[nem0.livejournal.com]

I read a book once that had a drum n bass producer who found a flute player sitting on her stoop who wanted her to sample his playing for her tracks. But I think he was the reincarnation of the Pied Piper or some shit. Can't remember for sure. There were definitely rats, though.

[kest]

sounds like China Mieville's King Rat.

Silver Flutes and Lead Pipes.

[disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com]

Jethro Tull states that the flute is a heavy metal instrument.

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Just casually mention how "one time at band camp..."

:-)

[insert knob joke]

[mirukux.livejournal.com]

"..with a synth!"

[hughe.livejournal.com]

record some of his playing, quickly detune some of it and play it back to him :P

[lineoutrecords.livejournal.com]

Beat him with it... and the flute.

[crm.livejournal.com]

if he is playing the flute, you should pick up the tuba, then hangover compensation pending, you would be equally matched for orchestral warfare the likes of which has not been seen since hyden carked it.

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

And for psychological warfare, there is the Spice Girls.

[porgymcnasty.livejournal.com]

Tell your friend that the flute playing is getting you aroused, and is it okay if you sit in his room naked whilst he plays.

It always works when I have someone playing the flute next door to me.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

You're totally insane! What a wonderful answer :D