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[deathboy]

Your powerful internal combustion engine is fuelled exclusively by the demon drink. The instruction manual lists your functions as including "bottle opener", "reservoir" and "bar prop". As long as the spirits are flowing, you're the life and soul of the party, but augh! those hungover mornings...
What's your malfunction?

muahahahahha. :)

Comments

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

eew, embedded music. while i like your tunes, my malfunction would apparently be that my computer falls over if asked to play music with anything else running at the same time.

[evaangelika.livejournal.com]

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

:D

[patient-0.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.
What's your malfunction?

[oholiab.livejournal.com]

I'm also Alcohol Powered.

We're like, twins or sth.

Also posted to my LJ...

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.
What's your malfunction?

No surprise there...

[willowfinn.livejournal.com]

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
With a range of specially shaped attachments, you are machine exclusively created for The Sexing. Other creatures may fuss and fight, but you just want to hump all night. Make sure you rinse that nozzle after use!
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

[triboluminous.livejournal.com]

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

This is what fast food service has done to me. My main targets are old people, small children, and vapid mall sluts. Not necessarily in that order.

[drcuriosity]

In other news, I've noticed the meme spreading quite nicely around my friends list from person to person - at least a good ten or so results posted in the last day :-)