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[deathboy]

Your powerful internal combustion engine is fuelled exclusively by the demon drink. The instruction manual lists your functions as including "bottle opener", "reservoir" and "bar prop". As long as the spirits are flowing, you're the life and soul of the party, but augh! those hungover mornings...
What's your malfunction?

muahahahahha. :)

Comments

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

eew, embedded music. while i like your tunes, my malfunction would apparently be that my computer falls over if asked to play music with anything else running at the same time.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

well, the point is rather to play the music to people. sorry about that. it does have a stop button.

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

yeah... pet peeve, that's all - my laptop is so very underpowered that about half the modern intarwebs break it. :) almost all of the OKCupid quizzes also make it fall over.

[drcuriosity]

My main problem was the volume level - near blew my ears off before I scrambled for the system volume controls.

It was kind of amusing getting two DeathBoy songs at once, though :-)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

erp... are the mp3s too loud? :/

[drcuriosity]

Probably fine on my machine at home (I'll check when I finish work), but it seemed rather loud on my work machine (where WinAmp usually sits on around 40% volume, and the main and wave volume levels are both at 50%). A volume control on the Flash app would be great, though.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

danke, I'll enquire! :)

[drcuriosity]

Had a listen on my home PC, and it may have just been the silly volume settings on my work PC. Still a tad louder than I'd usually listen to music though, so a volume knob/slider would be brill :-)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

gotcha ... I shall harass my flashwrangler ;)

[evaangelika.livejournal.com]

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

:D

[patient-0.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.
What's your malfunction?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

*grins* - you're meant to repost it ;)

[oholiab.livejournal.com]

I'm also Alcohol Powered.

We're like, twins or sth.

Also posted to my LJ...

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.
What's your malfunction?

Re: Also posted to my LJ...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

much obliged ;)

Re: Also posted to my LJ...

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

1. I'm a memesheep

2. Gotta help the starving musicians and vocalists where I can. :) I'd want the same help if I were in your spot.

BTW, the meme is a brilliant marketing ploy. :D Let's hope this one spreads fast, eh?

No surprise there...

[willowfinn.livejournal.com]

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
With a range of specially shaped attachments, you are machine exclusively created for The Sexing. Other creatures may fuss and fight, but you just want to hump all night. Make sure you rinse that nozzle after use!
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

Re: No surprise there...

[m0rbid-princess.livejournal.com]

Snap - am also unsurprised :)

Have reposted to my LJ, as I am sure that was your main reason for creating it...

Re: No surprise there...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

but of course ;)

[triboluminous.livejournal.com]

(http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)
MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction? (http://www.lineoutrecords.com/malfunction)

This is what fast food service has done to me. My main targets are old people, small children, and vapid mall sluts. Not necessarily in that order.

[drcuriosity]

In other news, I've noticed the meme spreading quite nicely around my friends list from person to person - at least a good ten or so results posted in the last day :-)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

rockin' :)

I weel bee a meeeeeeelionairre...

;)