Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Jan. 24th, 2007 05:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
There isn't any snow.
There isn't any sun.
There's never been a god.
Father Christmas was your dad.
I've fucked your dad.
I've fucked your mom, too.
Little Baby Jesus?
Despite his not existing, you guessed it: I've fucked him.
And I'm coming round your house with a broken bottle and an erection, so you'd better start hoping I don't fucking well exist either.
Hi, I'm Scott. How's your week?
There isn't any sun.
There's never been a god.
Father Christmas was your dad.
I've fucked your dad.
I've fucked your mom, too.
Little Baby Jesus?
Despite his not existing, you guessed it: I've fucked him.
And I'm coming round your house with a broken bottle and an erection, so you'd better start hoping I don't fucking well exist either.
Hi, I'm Scott. How's your week?
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:33 pm (UTC)I also came up with a new cocktail.
Dad's birfday is coming up and, in honor of his recently taking up Irish banjo (because that's what Filipino dermatologists married to Brooklyn-Irish gals do after 30 some-odd years of violin lessons, I guess), I'm pulling together a CD of neo-trad Irish music I've got on my iTunes. So far the run down is:
-The Pogues: Irishmen in London
-Flogging Molly: old-school instruments and roots, LA punk attitude
-The Young Dubliners: LA alt-rock versions of standards like "Follow Me Up to Carlow" and "Foggy Dew"
-Black 47: The Irish in NYC, which means a little reggae, hip-hop, and other seasonings from my honetown ethnic stew to go along with the uilleann pipes (which Dad also seems to have been trying, but the banjo seems to be easier due to his violin background.)
-Boiled in Lead: Celt-o-delic/Balkan/Middle Eastern musical nut jobs from the artistically incestuous nexus of the Minneapolis World Music/Sci-Fi & Fantasy authors scene.
And if I can scrounge up an MP3 of Metallic'as Whiskey in the Jar, I'll throw that one on for giggles.
Oh, been getting back into the gym and doing more on the stairmaster and jumping rope. Which I'm gonna need to because I went to the Vietnamese bakery and got me one of their Big, McLarge Huge Coconut buns to go with my 3rd cup of coffee.
Maybe that's just the munchies.
FUCK
Date: 2007-01-24 06:34 pm (UTC)Re: FUCK
Date: 2007-01-24 06:36 pm (UTC)happens to the best of us, man ;)