Head or highscores?

[deathboy]

Last night I had a dream in which there were a pair of gorgeous, obliging, Western European call-girls, but after five minutes, my brain obviously struggled to remember what having my cock sucked is like and gave up.

The rest of the dream featured me and edwards on a train, playing bass guitar and trying to get a highscore on a repeatedly glitching handheld retro game.

What the HELL is wrong with my mind?

My finite memory space took another turn for the worse this morning, too.

The last few weeks, I've been filling the kettle (for water to heat bottles usually) then staring at it, wondering why it's not boiling. The answer has been, repeatedly, that I've not turned the kettle ON.

This morning, I stared for about ten seconds at the kettle only to realise that the kettle wasn't there. It was still under the tap.

God knows where we go from here.

More sickening cuteness from the tiny reason for my mental confusion:

Watch on YouTube

Watch on YouTube

Just remembered.

I didn't actually go and make that cup of tea once the kettle fucking boiled.

CRAP.

Comments

[nexus-six.livejournal.com]

Dude. Sleep deprivation is *so* not you. That kettle thing would never have happened, had you stuck to vodka instead ;-)

[deerfold.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes - the old proverb

"A not switched-on kettle never boils".

too cute...

[eva-b.livejournal.com]

... I want one of those!

Re: too cute...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I can totally arrange a loan... ;)

[wev.livejournal.com]

there are worse reasons to be mentally confounded. he is adorable, even if he won't look at the camera...trying to look all cool and aloof already.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

so long as he's not a goth!

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i dunno, i heard a rumour that he was spotted in a t-shirt for some filthy goth band... deathsomething...

[wev.livejournal.com]

would you prefer he be a bible thumpin' redneck? i could arrange to get you some cornbread, rc cola, and greens..the ford pick up maybe a bit harder since they don't float so well. :p

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

Oh LORD, i had no idea that you had such a thing against Goths when I made that comment while asking about your music. Ach!

[annamaryse.livejournal.com]

Gee - I've BEEN there... and I got myself back. Just sayin'....

When I was like that - I had people over & made coffee for them which was a struggle. Two mugs on kitchen counter - about 6 inches apart. Poured coffee into mug #1, then moved the spout down to pour into cup #2, never lifted the spout to interrupt pouring action in btw the two cups... coffee all over the counter - christ, what was wrong with me?

Anyhow, this too shall pass.

[nniaa.livejournal.com]

I remember those days of forgetting to switch the kettle on!! Wait for the day when you eat a cooked meal and notice it tastes so ...odd... warm even.... And then you realise it is the first hot cooked meal you had in heaven knows how long! Same goes for tea. It's all fun. ...and it gets worse ;)

[girlygoth.livejournal.com]

He's so cute! I want one (but a certain person won't let me, not yet anyway).

Baaaaabeeeee

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for linking me here, I have watched the last three vids, Seb says Corben looks tiny, and 'awwwwww'.

Just found out our new neighbour-but-one is expecting hers in September so I am going to try figure out a reason to say hi.

That's a new baby at one end of the terrace-of-6, 3 littluns at the other, me one away from the 3 kids, expecting, one due next to the end with the tiny baby, and our poor neighbours Scott and Rachel sandwiched between two expectant houses whie the one between us and the 3 kids can go to hell, unsociable works-at-GCHQ-freak.

Catch you on msn soon, off to bed I hope.

Nephii xXx

[thecunningbison.livejournal.com]

Gina and I: "Jeez, bubuh Corben got HUGE!"

Looking so healthy and chubby :D what've you been feeding him since last time we saw him?



Gina says he's gonna be a heartbreaker. I reckon the pink bib will TURN him dude - get a more MANLY bib on him pronto! You KNOW he was never confused.

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

So long as Scott makes sure to have a dyke around, it will all balance out -- no worries.

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

What a beautiful child.

This is not helping my baby yearning problem one bit.