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[deathboy]

Tired. Bored. Lonely. This end of night-shift bites.

I'm going to go and fuck me a midget.

Comments

[poifaerie.livejournal.com]

Can I join in? Insomnialand sounds as much fun as workland...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Absofrickinglutely! Did you require a midget, or do you have your own stock?

Re:

[poifaerie.livejournal.com]

No no, I have my own. It's what wardrobes are for.

[shiftplusone.livejournal.com]

So that's why my shoes always have a film of....matter on them.

[flowerysong.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, splurge a bit. Fuck *two* midgets.

[ebonyraine.livejournal.com]

Tis I shame I don't see you on MSN anymore... I'm up. It's only early insomnia time here.

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

I tried to think of some more readily-available alternatives, but everything ended up putting a scowl on my face.

Here, let me share:

- a fresh baguette o_O
- large serving bowl of avocado cracker dip
- big ol' pot o' spaghetti
- a pumpkin
- a pigeon
- a bottle of shampoo
- a plastic bag of cooked rice
- Bill Cosby's pudding (ha, ha, ha)
- and a goth


Toodaloo!

[eva-b.livejournal.com]

lol... well midgets are hard to find!

[jr06.livejournal.com]

small opening's, remember to use plenty of lube :)