MAN Man.

[deathboy]

I am such a man.

Last night I dreamt that I had a fight with, basically, an entire pub.

The dream, that I can remember, consisted almost entirely of punching people in the face. Constantly.

When someone ran off or someone else in the brawl got in the way, I simply switched to punching the newly-nearest person in the face.

It wasn't indiscriminate, the pub just happened to be entirely full of people who required punching in the face. By me, one assumes.

After the initial rage wore off, I remember thinking "Christ, I wish some of them would just go home, this is really tedious."

Comments

[whizzerandchips.livejournal.com]

I wish I could punch someone in the face repeatedly until it became tedious. Sounds like a FanTASTIC dream.

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

Especially if that person were Mick Hucknall.

[lineoutrecords.livejournal.com]

You give me the horn.

[wrong1.livejournal.com]

Sounds like flash mini-game along the lines of "Begbie's Fight Night" or something.

[wev.livejournal.com]

yes yes yes..this is a wonderful idea for a game, even better than five minutes to kill yourself.

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

For some fucked up reason I can never complete that game. Obviously I am too much of an optimist in real life.

[redcountess]

Obviously your sequestering with Corben has left your subconscious needing to assert its masculinity :)

[wrong1.livejournal.com]

Actually, a cousin of mine had that dream just before he came out.
Apparently, it's the last desperate piece of denial of your hidden proclivity.

[organex.livejournal.com]

Weren't you warned about watching Roadhouse before bed?

[joeslavko.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't last 30 seconds in my pub. We are all so fucking hard we make nails look soft and malleable.

[vixstar.livejournal.com]

Random. Is it the backlash of being warm and fuzzy with the little 'un?

You were in a dream of mine recently (calm down, not like that): between you and your brother you decided you owned all the women in the world. And told them all so.

Probably could have been the prologue to this dream of yours.

[nniaa.livejournal.com]

That made me smile :)
I can sympathise. I have found myself in pubs thinking that everyone in there needs to be punched in the face, repeatedly.

[asukamisu.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm from cat_macros and just wanted to say thank you for sticking up for me. Perhaps I didn't make the best macro in the world, but I appreciate you sticking up for me in regards to some of the flaming I received for no good reason.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

allo there... no problems :) I mean, snarking a macro if you don't think it's any good is one thing, but calling you a racist for it was crazy.

Looking at the person's LJ, though, it does rather seem that they might be a few kitties short of a litter. I wouldn't take it to heart :)

[asukamisu.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm not taking it to heart; more than anything I'm just dumbfounded. I guess that person missed all the Hitler cats and such.

Nonetheless, thanks again for going to bat for me. Mind if I friend you?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

not at all :) I should warn you that I can be an obnoxious swine, but equally, I don't get offended if people defriend me ;)

[asukamisu.livejournal.com]

LOL I'm not easily offended and am set in my opinions as well ;)

[shesmymonkey.livejournal.com]

A few nights ago I had a pregnancy dream that I awoke from and cried about - parts of it revolved round my punching this girl as hard as I could but in my dreams I never have the physical power to do the damage I want or need to. Still, I wish I'd punched this girl for real when I was still at school with her. Bitch.

I hit the bitch for real, HEE hee!

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

in my dreams I never have the physical power to do the damage I want or need to.

get that all the time, it's like fighting underwater or something.

Re: I hit the bitch for real, HEE hee!

[shesmymonkey.livejournal.com]

I know people must have similar or they wouldn't have put the stairs-like-melted-marshmallow into Nightmare on Elm St.

But if I could somehow slap up this bitch and not either get into trouble for it because the law said I could or something, and I didn't have a shitty ol' conscience, I'd do it.

And to a few others...

Been discussing old times with Seb, he says 'always look forwards, forget the past' but I have too many hang ups from what happened to me during the time I was at school. That is still most my life, I'm not quite 25.

Know anyone who bumps people off for free? Heh, I kid, sort of, I don't know where these peope ive now anyway and I hope they are all rotting in their own misery anyway.