Ah, and all I can say is that the 2012 Olympics were a battle between London and Dallas, Texas, and Dallas won. (Well, technically. Our mayor in 2002 had a major hardon about getting the 2012 bid, only to throw a tantrum and resign after Dallas not only didn't get the bid, but didn't even come in the Top Ten. Considering the greedheads who wanted the Olympics as an excuse to pump-and-dump their worthless real estate, it's a good thing: Dallas is notorious for its whoring for corporate interests, but even a city notorious for dressing up in a bunny suit, shoving its head in the toilet, providing a six-foot-sandstone strap-on with jalapeno pepper lube, and screaming "It smells like shit, Daddy, and I LIKE IT!" had its limits.)
Sadly I don't know you (followed this from a friend of a friend) but that was an awesome description and made me laugh out loud and read it to friends :)
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Hey Scott, you forgot the gold ring!
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go mental ;)
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Now I have "the fear".
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Yoinked from B3ta
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p.s. Ever noticed...
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oh, you bastard.
that's ruined chip and pin for me now.
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I've linked to this from my own LJ: I know when I have met my match.
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