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Oct. 3rd, 2007 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathboyFucking fucking FUCKING FUCK
What I need, what I really totally need, absolutely most of all this morning, is to have a shrieking, INSANELY angry teething baby taking the fucking roof off with nightmarish, ear-splitting, military-grade SCREAMING and I cannot find a single fucking dummy in the whole FUCKING house (let alone a sterilized one). In the bed? No. In MY bed? No. Next to any of the beds? No. In the cot? No. In the play-cot? No. On the side, with ALL THE OTHER BABY THINGS NEXT TO THE STERLIZER? No. IN the sterilizer? That would be foolish, no. In the baby travel bag? No. WHERE? Fucking WHERE?!
I mean, where the FUCK does she PUT them? This happens all the fucking time.
Some days, this whole babying in the daytime lark makes me want to go and kick swans' faces off.
What I need, what I really totally need, absolutely most of all this morning, is to have a shrieking, INSANELY angry teething baby taking the fucking roof off with nightmarish, ear-splitting, military-grade SCREAMING and I cannot find a single fucking dummy in the whole FUCKING house (let alone a sterilized one). In the bed? No. In MY bed? No. Next to any of the beds? No. In the cot? No. In the play-cot? No. On the side, with ALL THE OTHER BABY THINGS NEXT TO THE STERLIZER? No. IN the sterilizer? That would be foolish, no. In the baby travel bag? No. WHERE? Fucking WHERE?!
I mean, where the FUCK does she PUT them? This happens all the fucking time.
Some days, this whole babying in the daytime lark makes me want to go and kick swans' faces off.
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Date: 2007-10-03 11:11 am (UTC)