Be Prepared
Dec. 4th, 2007 03:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathboyOne of those things, like reading the chemical ingredients of all the things in the bathroom (you do that, right?):
Do you regularly check the places you sleep and assess them in terms of escape routes in case of zombies / xenomorph (/other) attack?
I do.
It just struck me that might not be entirely normal.
In other (related) news, I had two MARVELOUSLY scary things happen this evening.
On the way home from buying booze, I walked past a house on my (VERY urbane, suburban - AND THEREFORE ZOMBIE-CENTRAL) street, and SHAT myself to hear insistent, desperate scraping, as of a key in a door FROM THE INSIDE. Of a PITCH BLACK house.
CLEARLY ZOMBIES.
Then, just now, 'went for a ciggy out the back and heard the sound of heavy metal objects rustling and dropping against each other, then the telltale "Zombies sliding the manhole cover over" sound of metal against metal (followed, naturally, by a long silence).
I'm not mental. I'm just cautious.
Do you regularly check the places you sleep and assess them in terms of escape routes in case of zombies / xenomorph (/other) attack?
I do.
It just struck me that might not be entirely normal.
In other (related) news, I had two MARVELOUSLY scary things happen this evening.
On the way home from buying booze, I walked past a house on my (VERY urbane, suburban - AND THEREFORE ZOMBIE-CENTRAL) street, and SHAT myself to hear insistent, desperate scraping, as of a key in a door FROM THE INSIDE. Of a PITCH BLACK house.
CLEARLY ZOMBIES.
Then, just now, 'went for a ciggy out the back and heard the sound of heavy metal objects rustling and dropping against each other, then the telltale "Zombies sliding the manhole cover over" sound of metal against metal (followed, naturally, by a long silence).
I'm not mental. I'm just cautious.
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 04:26 am (UTC)but there's usually a spare that could be pressed into service if it seemed more important to make things burn than drink until they're unimportant.
admittedly, in the event of zombiegeddon, I MIGHT JUST GET DRUNK.
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:35 am (UTC)Jagermeister ( filthly stuff, zombies hate it)
Goldschlager ( they're not bothered, but it is very shiny)
151 ( lighter fluid of choice amongst us bartender types)
Pour equal amounts of these 3 into a glass, I won't tell you what size glass to use, I'll leave that to your patented need to be obliviated. The glass can then be placed in a larger receptacle, which you should fill with red bull. This drink doesn't actually prevent zombie attacks, but it is called a Liquid Cocaine and you won't really care when they start munching on the old Deathboy!
Cheers!
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:12 pm (UTC)