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One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'
Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.
I'm more disgusted by the low quality of the caligraphy, to be honest, this can't be her first piece. Shifting from rounded strokes to square half way through just because the Q gets tricky? Pft. Could try harder!
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See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'
Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.
I'm more disgusted by the low quality of the caligraphy, to be honest, this can't be her first piece. Shifting from rounded strokes to square half way through just because the Q gets tricky? Pft. Could try harder!
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Date: 2009-02-06 06:46 pm (UTC)obviously, i'm just pissing in the wind here, I just find it entirely possible that the guy was as much to blame.
for instance, if he's THAT dead to the world he's not waking to being cut, she will have had fun rolling him over to get access to do both sides of his shoulders.
I'm sure the courts will decide!
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Date: 2009-02-06 06:52 pm (UTC)