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One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'
Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.
I'm more disgusted by the low quality of the caligraphy, to be honest, this can't be her first piece. Shifting from rounded strokes to square half way through just because the Q gets tricky? Pft. Could try harder!
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See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'
Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.
I'm more disgusted by the low quality of the caligraphy, to be honest, this can't be her first piece. Shifting from rounded strokes to square half way through just because the Q gets tricky? Pft. Could try harder!
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:13 pm (UTC)JmC
Go flacid on ME will you, fucker?
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:14 pm (UTC)but they're still very shallow, he'll just look kinda hard for a while, then they'll fade. the big girl.
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:21 pm (UTC)And yeah, guys a wuss. Headline should have been "Cunt gets what he deserves then moans."
JmC
"I just went to use this girl like a piece of meat, not get shallowly cut. Wah, wah."
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:23 pm (UTC)"That'll learn yer"
:)
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:49 pm (UTC)"Catherine, 19, thinks the capital's traffic problems are snow joke!"
JmC
Still better than the Daily Mail though.
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 01:44 pm (UTC)IE8: Daily Mail schadenfreude mode
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:13 pm (UTC)Egan
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:16 pm (UTC)"I am middle class. I look down on him because he is lying in a pool of his own vomit."
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:24 pm (UTC)THANK YOU
I had a bit of a discussion about this with a friend yesterday.
The guy is just the typical british jock idiot, gigantic fucking pussy that needs to choke on a tampon.
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:43 pm (UTC)what an idiot. seriously. SERIOUSLY.
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Date: 2009-02-06 01:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 12:37 pm (UTC)Ah Blackburn. Fleetwood. To be honest, if they'd left blanks there I could probably have filled them in. The North isn't too bad. East Lancashire, on the other hand, needs a nuclear cleansing.
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Date: 2009-02-06 03:11 pm (UTC)Skanky hoe £50, load of valium £20, bottle of safeway own vodka £4.50, being humiliatingly mutilated and then making a tit of yourself by dragging it out in public...priceless.
Full story here
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Date: 2009-02-06 03:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 03:47 pm (UTC)We've all done regrettable stuff when fucked up and it sounds like a good idea, but letting someone carve their name into you with a my-man-stan is just pure, sheer brilliance.
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Date: 2009-02-06 04:32 pm (UTC)Agree about him being a whiney dick tho. geeze.
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Date: 2009-02-06 05:45 pm (UTC)I mean who the fuck does that!?!?
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Date: 2009-02-06 05:46 pm (UTC)which frankly, I consider at least vaguely possible, because I don't believe the being-slashed-up-in-your-sleep story.
in which case, they're idiots, but potentially consensually so.
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Date: 2009-02-06 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 06:46 pm (UTC)obviously, i'm just pissing in the wind here, I just find it entirely possible that the guy was as much to blame.
for instance, if he's THAT dead to the world he's not waking to being cut, she will have had fun rolling him over to get access to do both sides of his shoulders.
I'm sure the courts will decide!
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Date: 2009-02-06 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 05:47 pm (UTC)there's the one
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Date: 2009-02-06 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 07:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 07:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 05:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 09:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 09:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 10:37 pm (UTC)What I'm really surprised at is that he is openly admitting to a court that he was taking valium.
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Date: 2009-02-06 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 01:56 am (UTC)Yeah, it looks like it says "LiveJdurnal" to me.