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One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm


See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'


Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.

I'm more disgusted by the low quality of the caligraphy, to be honest, this can't be her first piece. Shifting from rounded strokes to square half way through just because the Q gets tricky? Pft. Could try harder!

[via [livejournal.com profile] untermensch]

Date: 2009-02-06 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaius-octavian.livejournal.com
I saw that and thought, how the hell did he sleep through it? And where can I get some for occasional bouts of insomnia?

Date: 2009-02-06 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamerdoll.livejournal.com
He got drunk & took sleeping pills. He was out for the count.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
Vodka and Valium. And check the site (I know its the Daily Mail but you can erase your browser history. No one need know.) poor cunt is COVERED in scars. Personally I think its revenge for the rubbish sex he presumably had- because of the vodka and valium.

JmC
Go flacid on ME will you, fucker?

Date: 2009-02-06 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I did check the site ;) that's where I read the storyyyyyy ;)

but they're still very shallow, he'll just look kinda hard for a while, then they'll fade. the big girl.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
I know YOU checked the site- you have so little shame that you not only read the Daily Mail but flaunt your reading of it on the internet! Shockin'. I was talking to Guy, who at least maintains the illusion of decorum.

And yeah, guys a wuss. Headline should have been "Cunt gets what he deserves then moans."

JmC
"I just went to use this girl like a piece of meat, not get shallowly cut. Wah, wah."

Date: 2009-02-06 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I reckon the ideal headline would have been

"That'll learn yer"

:)

Date: 2009-02-06 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
PS: I mostly read the guardian, I just like to see how the plebs live. honest.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
Yeah, yeah. I see you in that greasy spoon with your News Of The World and your builder's tea.

"Catherine, 19, thinks the capital's traffic problems are snow joke!"

JmC
Still better than the Daily Mail though.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurlesque.livejournal.com
Yeah my first thought was that they wouldn't scar much if at all. And then I wondered why the article kept referring to them as tattoos. (The article in The Sun does this, not sure about other places)
Edited Date: 2009-02-06 12:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-06 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaius-octavian.livejournal.com
I saw the BBC version of this story :-)

Date: 2009-02-06 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com
you can erase your browser history

IE8: Daily Mail schadenfreude mode

Date: 2009-02-06 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abigailb.livejournal.com
And is that an 'N' or an 'A'? Poor work.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psymbiotic.livejournal.com
It looks like DOMIAII9UE. :p

Egan

Date: 2009-02-06 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danblood.livejournal.com
He mixed vodka and valium?!

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"I am middle class. I look down on him because he is lying in a pool of his own vomit."

Date: 2009-02-06 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ze-monsta.livejournal.com
Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.
THANK YOU
I had a bit of a discussion about this with a friend yesterday.
The guy is just the typical british jock idiot, gigantic fucking pussy that needs to choke on a tampon.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untermensch.livejournal.com
He's got every reason to be upset! Such fucking shoddy slashwork.

Date: 2009-02-06 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ze-monsta.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's a really bad tattoo... innit? *grumbles*

what an idiot. seriously. SERIOUSLY.

Date: 2009-02-06 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
To borrow a line from the genius Nige: 'Shit arm, bad tattoo.'

Date: 2009-02-06 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamerdoll.livejournal.com
Well, he obviously got some money for selling his story.

Date: 2009-02-06 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddesssnoweh.livejournal.com
with that money he can buy some of the multitude of scar prevention aids now on public market!!

Date: 2009-02-06 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pete23.livejournal.com
See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!

Ah Blackburn. Fleetwood. To be honest, if they'd left blanks there I could probably have filled them in. The North isn't too bad. East Lancashire, on the other hand, needs a nuclear cleansing.

Date: 2009-02-06 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megashrike.livejournal.com
I read this a few days ago, and the guy apparently *asked* her to do it on the basis of *her* having tattoos, and let her crack on with it.

Skanky hoe £50, load of valium £20, bottle of safeway own vodka £4.50, being humiliatingly mutilated and then making a tit of yourself by dragging it out in public...priceless.

Full story here

Date: 2009-02-06 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
makes it sound even less like it was her fault, and more like they both got trashed and it sounded like a good idea at the time, frankly.

Date: 2009-02-06 03:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redcountess
He went back to her flat the next day. Tosser. He's made her sound like a psycho :/

Date: 2009-02-06 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megashrike.livejournal.com
Yeah, the national rags have made it seem like boo hoo poor him like.

We've all done regrettable stuff when fucked up and it sounds like a good idea, but letting someone carve their name into you with a my-man-stan is just pure, sheer brilliance.

Date: 2009-02-06 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddesssnoweh.livejournal.com
Also, surely a scalpel would have been a better tool.. u know, just saying. (psst - ur supposed to practice on urself first)

Agree about him being a whiney dick tho. geeze.

Date: 2009-02-06 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azuresorrow.livejournal.com
Whiny or not, what a psycho bitch!

I mean who the fuck does that!?!?

Date: 2009-02-06 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
mmm, there's another take on the story that says they both got trashed together, and thought it would be (crazy, drugged-up) fun, and he consented to it.

which frankly, I consider at least vaguely possible, because I don't believe the being-slashed-up-in-your-sleep story.

in which case, they're idiots, but potentially consensually so.

Date: 2009-02-06 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azuresorrow.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's a plausible story, although with proper drugged-uppedness, I can see being too sedated to wake to that. After all, people sleep through surgery with the proper anesthesia, right?

Date: 2009-02-06 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
potentially, yep, but while I would go apeshit if it happened to me, I still have very little sympathy for someone who gets so destroyed they wouldn't wake while being cut up, with someone they only just met.

obviously, i'm just pissing in the wind here, I just find it entirely possible that the guy was as much to blame.

for instance, if he's THAT dead to the world he's not waking to being cut, she will have had fun rolling him over to get access to do both sides of his shoulders.

I'm sure the courts will decide!

Date: 2009-02-06 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azuresorrow.livejournal.com
Either way, it's impossible to tell what happened now for certain. Who knows what people do when they're so messed up!

Date: 2009-02-06 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tar0r.livejournal.com
Hmm, wonder if she read Kelly & Victor? That's what happens in that, pretty much.

Date: 2009-02-06 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamsterhotep.livejournal.com
Ladies and gentlemen, the case for the defense:

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Date: 2009-02-06 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamsterhotep.livejournal.com
4 ARM, even!

Date: 2009-02-07 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiftplusone.livejournal.com
Richie Manic reference = win.

Date: 2009-02-07 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
Thanks. I'm glad someone got it.

Date: 2009-02-07 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I got it, and I don't even like the manics!

Date: 2009-02-06 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicaljack.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, but I've no sympathy for the whiny fucker. I'd feel different if it happened to me, but then again, I wouldn't get trashed enough to sleep through it.

What I'm really surprised at is that he is openly admitting to a court that he was taking valium.

Date: 2009-02-06 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
yep to all of the above.

Date: 2009-02-07 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamago23.livejournal.com
That made me think of the Livejournal cutting:

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Yeah, it looks like it says "LiveJdurnal" to me.
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