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[deathboy]

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm


See, this is why you don't sleep with northerners!

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Classy and whiny, eh? :) Those scars won't last for life, you big blouse. Most goths have cut themselves up more. Get a horrible looking tattoo to cover them as is the British way, and be more careful with your one night stands.

I'm more disgusted by the low quality of the caligraphy, to be honest, this can't be her first piece. Shifting from rounded strokes to square half way through just because the Q gets tricky? Pft. Could try harder!

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Comments

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, the case for the defense:

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

4 REAL?

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

4 ARM, even!

[shiftplusone.livejournal.com]

Richie Manic reference = win.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm glad someone got it.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I got it, and I don't even like the manics!