time-waster
Feb. 26th, 2009 03:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Just before I crash, actually:
fuckmylifefeed - syndicating "Fuck My Life", a site built around exquisite schadenfreude.
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Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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... I can't stop reading this thing.
Also noteworthy,
cake_wrecks and
whyyourefat
It's really annoying that when I'm at my most stressed and sleep-deprived, my mind revs up so that I can't stop doing things when I should be sleeping. And by doing things, I mostly mean posting to LJ.
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Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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... I can't stop reading this thing.
Also noteworthy,
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
It's really annoying that when I'm at my most stressed and sleep-deprived, my mind revs up so that I can't stop doing things when I should be sleeping. And by doing things, I mostly mean posting to LJ.
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Date: 2009-02-26 03:48 am (UTC)I just loved the story because the dude wanted to high-five his roommate for banging a girl. And said dude returned the high-five.
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Date: 2009-02-26 03:51 am (UTC)that sounds entirely kosher, and how I'd expect things to go!
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Date: 2009-02-26 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 05:01 am (UTC)do a better job, her showing up, then doing her on his bed, while
he sleeps on the couch...that's the way these things roll.
And to
five instances in the two years I lived in a dorm that ppl were
just going at it with roommates there.