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Just before I crash, actually:

[livejournal.com profile] fuckmylifefeed - syndicating "Fuck My Life", a site built around exquisite schadenfreude.

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Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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... I can't stop reading this thing.

Also noteworthy, [livejournal.com profile] cake_wrecks and [livejournal.com profile] whyyourefat

It's really annoying that when I'm at my most stressed and sleep-deprived, my mind revs up so that I can't stop doing things when I should be sleeping. And by doing things, I mostly mean posting to LJ.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-buzzard.livejournal.com
I dunno. The one time any of my roommates ever had sex, I was politely asked to leave about ten minutes before she arrived.

I just loved the story because the dude wanted to high-five his roommate for banging a girl. And said dude returned the high-five.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
The one time any of my roommates ever had sex, I was politely asked to leave about ten minutes before she arrived.

that sounds entirely kosher, and how I'd expect things to go!

Date: 2009-02-26 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-buzzard.livejournal.com
For the record, though, asking your roommate to leave while they're doing homework/studying is pretty dick, and you should either go to the other person's room or wait.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
granted!

Date: 2009-02-26 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-blonde-one.livejournal.com
hehe...nono. Inviting roommate's ex over to prove that you could
do a better job, her showing up, then doing her on his bed, while
he sleeps on the couch...that's the way these things roll.

And to [livejournal.com profile] deathboy, I can think of at least four or
five instances in the two years I lived in a dorm that ppl were
just going at it with roommates there.

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