time-waster

[deathboy]

Just before I crash, actually:

fuckmylifefeed - syndicating "Fuck My Life", a site built around exquisite schadenfreude.

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Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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... I can't stop reading this thing.

Also noteworthy, cake_wrecks and whyyourefat

It's really annoying that when I'm at my most stressed and sleep-deprived, my mind revs up so that I can't stop doing things when I should be sleeping. And by doing things, I mostly mean posting to LJ.

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[the-buzzard.livejournal.com]

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

fuckin' lol

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I've seen numerous moviological evidences (most of my perceptions of american life are from shit films) of people getting their Lurve On while a roomie does homework / hits bongs / levels up in WoW.

Kirsten informs me that some of this is true... If I were about to make with the sexy in a forcibly shared room, I'd at least bribe my roomie to fuck off for the evening with a fist full of dollars / IOUs / threats of physical violence... does this really go on as portrayed?

I ask because I cannot trust the wench. White girl speak with forkum tongue.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

name names!

[the-buzzard.livejournal.com]

I dunno. The one time any of my roommates ever had sex, I was politely asked to leave about ten minutes before she arrived.

I just loved the story because the dude wanted to high-five his roommate for banging a girl. And said dude returned the high-five.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

The one time any of my roommates ever had sex, I was politely asked to leave about ten minutes before she arrived.

that sounds entirely kosher, and how I'd expect things to go!

[the-buzzard.livejournal.com]

For the record, though, asking your roommate to leave while they're doing homework/studying is pretty dick, and you should either go to the other person's room or wait.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

granted!

[the-blonde-one.livejournal.com]

hehe...nono. Inviting roommate's ex over to prove that you could
do a better job, her showing up, then doing her on his bed, while
he sleeps on the couch...that's the way these things roll.

And to deathboy, I can think of at least four or
five instances in the two years I lived in a dorm that ppl were
just going at it with roommates there.

[erstechen.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm just an Americanized whore, but I've gotten it on with people in the room.

Even better, my ex, her roommate and I were drinking the piss out of one night, and things got heated. The roommate was too drunk to walk out of the room, but the girl and I continued with our business until the roommate finally caught on (read: fell off the bed), then made her way out of the room.

Back home in the Netherlands, I'm certain it's frowned upon. In America, eh, not so much.
We're all heathens here.

[smarriveurr.livejournal.com]

My freshman year of uni, my roommate was a massive jackass. I had more than one night where I awoke to the awkward discovery that the bunk bed was banging vigorously against the wall. I first attempted the mantra of "I-am-sleeping-they're-not-fucking,I-am-sleeping-they're-not-fucking". When that failed, I coughed and tossed a bit, to politely make my roommate aware that the guy in the bottom bunk was there and awake. Then I got up and left. After a couple times, to "got up and left", I appended "to get popcorn and find a seat across the room." Fortunately, he stopped before I had a chance to put together an Olympic-style judging paddle. Lucky for both of us, as I don't know if his ego could take the string of < 3.0 ratings. That was also the last full year I had a roommate.

Numerous college friends have stories about discovering roommates having sex, or roommates bursting in and having sex without checking whether the room was empty. At least one involves sex and Starcraft. I have only drunken orgy stories and A) they were in Germany, B) no one was in the room and not directly involved. Therefore it doesn't count.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

It is one of the great ironies that when you are most tired, the brain kicks into a high gear and revs for a while. I've had much the same.

[erstechen.livejournal.com]

Why didn't I ever look for feeds on those sites?

Now I can be lazy again!

[tatoeba-tadayou.livejournal.com]

forget this inappropriate sexual activity, seeing the phrase "Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With A Layer Of Mac And Cheese" on whyyourefat and thinking it sounds absolutely fantastic makes me feel like a red-blooded american!

[moosipher.livejournal.com]

My S.O. introduced me to the original site, 'Vie De Merde' (http://www.viedemerde.fr/) about a year ago. Pure brilliance.

thanks, some of these are gold.

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidently texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML</>

[witchchild]

I was read many of those during my vacation.

and to the last guy, if she's wanting a glittery douchebag, you're better off without her.

[wicked-sky.livejournal.com]

cake_wrecks ftw. I make cakes with my mother in law, and it's a great place to look to make me feel better about our own cake disasters.

FML

[disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm with you on this trainwreck watching.

Productivity bound to plummet now (^_^)

[mechanicaljack.livejournal.com]

I always found that stoked the fire of my creativity. Lack of sleep and stress. It's irritating, innit?

I've been desperately seeking a better muse than the things so destructive to my well being for years now.