time-waster

[deathboy]

Just before I crash, actually:

fuckmylifefeed - syndicating "Fuck My Life", a site built around exquisite schadenfreude.

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Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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... I can't stop reading this thing.

Also noteworthy, cake_wrecks and whyyourefat

It's really annoying that when I'm at my most stressed and sleep-deprived, my mind revs up so that I can't stop doing things when I should be sleeping. And by doing things, I mostly mean posting to LJ.

Comments

[tatoeba-tadayou.livejournal.com]

forget this inappropriate sexual activity, seeing the phrase "Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With A Layer Of Mac And Cheese" on whyyourefat and thinking it sounds absolutely fantastic makes me feel like a red-blooded american!