Stephen Segal - Lawman

[deathboy]

In terms of combining cheese and awesome, this could only be better if Chuck Norris started a fucking reality safari show on which he drove out into the plains of Africa and personally punched the faces off some lions.

I'm very much looking forward to Vin Diesel's forthcoming "The Wolf Wanker", in which it's revealed that during the shooting of XXX, Diesel was befriended a pack of Hollywood wolves and made an honorary member of their pack.

10 years later, the pack has fallen upon hard times and turned to prostitution and high-budget lupine pornography. The show follows Vin as he attempts to reconnect with and ultimately rehabilitate his former pack.

But first, he must infiltrate the set of their latest production and regain their confidence, the only way he knows how...

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[mobculture.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know he had them, but it all makes a lot of sense now.