Wanted

Wanted: 2.5 x Pine Boxes

Must be of sturdy construction and sound insulated.

Required for the burial of two housemates and one dog who have woken me up by playing "Lets demolish China with a bag full of cymbals" one too many fucking times.

I now understand how the love of parents, despite all the good will in the world, turns to vile, demonic, penetrating hatred when the sound that brings you into consciousness each and every day is the vocal screams of a small, stupid, poorly trained creature who is simply pronouncing "Look! Look! Something interesting!", but who's neck you could twist so easily, to leave them deliciously silent on the floor for ever and ever and ever.

Fuck kids, fuck pets, fuck housemates, fuck neighbours, fuck partners; I want to go to sleep when I choose, without that affecting anyone else, and I want to wake up when my body tells me it's ready and not one second sooner.

I'm gonna hire me a hotel or something.

And I'm going to burn this fucking house down.

Bleeding heart conservationist chicken fuckers

Birdwatchers from all over Britain who gathered in Grimsby to catch sight of a rare American robin were horrified to see her eaten by a passing sparrowhawk.

"It was a terrible moment," Graham Appleton, of the British Trust for Ornithology, which had spread news of the bird's arrival, told the newspaper, before dining on Quail's eggs and driving away in his Battleship Class SUV to his spacious suburban fortress, built from the bones of children.

EU Law

Yeah, OK, but other than the bad law-making hoi, is there anyone else who doesn't see a "door knocker" when they look at the second image down?

pffffffffffffffftttttt.... SPOINK!

That, my dear friend, is the sound of 18.3GB of ynl's data finally burning into the ether as it completes its journey onto his new hard drive and is erased from mine.

*Spreads out expansively* - now I can breathe again :D

Holy fuck

Light. Tunnel. End of. Can see.

I just finished the last bit of AI porting on Speedball, fired it up, the opposing captain got to the ball before me, avoided a tackle and scored a chuffing goal.

Shortly afterwards, one of the players decided to try to run offscreen to Poland, I assume, and another one just sat there having a wank, so clearly there's debugging a plenty to be done, but I must say, I'm pretty fucking chuffed.

Can't quite believe it.

It works.

Shit, fuck this, I'm getting drunk.