No god? no twitter.

"No God" has very suddenly disappeared from #1 of the twitter trends.

There is absolutely no way this trend just stopped and dropped off the charts, it was clearly boiling twitter to bits.

Perhaps it was a pragmatic attempt to let their servers cool. *cough sure*

IM GONNA DELEET MA TWITTR PAGE IM NOT DOWN WID DAT LOL OMFG PONIES

Not cool, twitter.

fuuuuuuu

An entirely wrong take on Unicorn Chaser

ARGH.

[thanks, ynl]

homework

GENETOSCIENCE 104: ZOOIDS IN A LAB CONTEXT

>> LOG 504:11:23

Fuck this.

We compiled these two weeks ago. Kev's zooid colony actually managed to drown itself.

Bored shitless imagining a 4-dimensional solution to a genetic problem space, the maxima of which seems to be a creature that announces itself to the world by hooking up to our waiting TTS engine's light-receptors.

That was obviously meant to be the clever part of the lecture.

>> LOG 504:14:03

The machines have started to flash. Lecturer seems perturbed that the output doesn't parse as anything much in ASCII. Or Unicode. Or Welsh.

>> LOG 504:23:51

Suspect Kev fucked with the cultures before class. Setting up a 64x64 array of cells and an addressing net. Once the old fucker totters off to the pub, we can see what this thing's outputting.

>> LOG 504:29:48

Output looked like it had patterns, but a bit weird in the 64x64 array. Absolutely no surprise, when paired with a 64x128 array, the culture caused the net to display a bitmap of a big fat cock.

Now entirely sure Kev and Steve fiddled the startup cultures to breed towards cells in the wang configuration despite lab controls. Asha and Pete think they've got a handle on the sequence changes they used, and a few of the wankers at the back have worked out how to breed colours into the bitmap.

Kev doesn't realise, however, that while they were tossing about, me and Jacko just made him pregnant with Steve's child.

That'll fucking learn him.

Roll on wednesday.

Smarmy twat.

bnp scum

Fucking sick of reading about thick, lazy racist scum saying how they're going to vote BNP now.

Well, great, they do in fact sound like the exact party for you, you fucking neanderthals.

A community alienated by change? Sounds more like a bunch of excuse-laden cock-ends with an over-developed sense of entitlement.

You want a nice shiny set of excuses for why your life is shit, when really you were dealt a rough hand and decided to fucking give up, sit on the dole and fucking moan about it as you slowly died in your grimy little council estate, blaming the brown feller down the road for doing precisely what you fucking can't be bothered to: get off your fat arse, go where the jobs are and fucking DO them.

Tossers. I hope they rot.