Crisis Averted... kinda...

[deathboy]

Well, having the possibility of being homeless looming over my head had been getting me down recently, and almost came to a (nasty) head today, as the fact that the company I work for is brand spanky new and not quite fully registered with everyone nad their dog... so the people at the letting agency for my house couldn't verify my reference...

... which would have led to them refusing to let me stay there... which would mean no house for Scott.... which would SUCK.

Fortunately, being the money-grasping little vultures that they are, they phoned up the landlord and said something along the lines of "We can't suss out his reference, but we reckon he can pay the bills..." and he must have said something like "Yeah... fuck it.. so long as the money comes in..." so they gave me the OK.

So I'm gonna be OK.

At least until they find out what we DID to the house...

hehheheheh.

Comments

whos who ?

[crunchybear.livejournal.com]

whats this "we" business ?

Lets face the facts here, that badger sanctury was *your* idea !

Re: whos who ?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if I hadn't have done it, who'd you be fucking right now, eh, Crunch?

It'd be Andrew, wouldn't it, mate?

Yes, it would.

-=Scott=-

Re: whos who ?

[mojobob.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, it's all coming out now, in't it Crunchy? *is absolutely fascinated*

not just for xmas

[crunchybear.livejournal.com]

Hay, im thankfull for the badger's, but I didnt ask for them !!

Me and Andrew could happily entertain ourselves.

You where like a small child with them badgers, *loved* them for a week and then left it up to good old faithfull Crunchy to keep them clean satisified :-p

Re: not just for xmas

[ferret4.livejournal.com]

No, crunchy asked for Wombles. I bet thats the only reason you moved to wimbledon in the first place - you're looking for a bit of "Uncy Bulg"

Re: whos who ?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me, crunchy... you've been claiming heterosexuality *again*...

fuck's sake...

You should be proud of the way you are, man. It's natural.

To be fair, the stuff you do with the animals is a little weird, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Re: whos who ?

[mojobob.livejournal.com]

Tut, tut, tut Mr.Crunchy - why didn't u just tell me that beastiality/homosexualism was your thing? You haven't got necrophilia hiding in that closet of yours have you?

Re: whos who ?

[crunchybear.livejournal.com]

I suppose that seeing as mojobob is often refered to as "BoB" then perhaps Deathboys claims of my sexuality could be more correct than first thought of ?

Necrophilia ? You thought that we had a *live* badger santury ?

Re: whos who ?

[mojobob.livejournal.com]

ok, well, um, yeah, you actually *almost* got me worried now....

Re: whos who ?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

You know, sometimes, it's not the actual acting out of rape on a dead animal that freaks me out...

I'm even kind of used to the noises he makes when trying to imitate the mating sounds of the animals... (I've told him he doesn't need to do that, they're dead; he says he's only doing it to pretend they're still alive and *struggling*...)

It's when he staggers into my room, naked, erect, slipping on the bloody and entrails of his most recent "partner", eyes back in his head, chanting what sounds very much like "Noroni bajihie pasahasa Oiada! das tarinuta mireca ol tahila dodasa tolame caesago homida: das berinu orocahe quare: Micama! Bial! Oiad; aisaro toxa das ivame aai Balatima Zodacare od Zodameranu! Od cicale Qua! Zodoeje, lape zoderideo noco Mada, hoathahe Saitan!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what he said, although he was reluctant to explain.

Re: whos who ?

[mojobob.livejournal.com]

Indeed.