on names

[deathboy]

Having convinced one's partner to name one's firstborn male "Cain", apparently, is takes the piss to then demand that any further boychilds be called any of the following:

Leviathan
Bel Sham H'Roth
Belial
China Crisis


... though apparently, Zachariah isn't out of the picture.

Speak my name and despair.


I wonder if I could change my first name to "DREAD LORD"...

Comments

[burket.livejournal.com]

I've met two guys (different) named Malakai, Both of which were "gothdorks", and both of which after spending roughly 5 minutes with them, i felt the nearly unstoppable need to introduce them to my good friend Mr. Tireiron.


I have no idea how I managed to make that statement in one fucking sentence. I think I raped those three commas' to death.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

No plural uses an apostrophe.

You must now prostrate yourself before the LORD HIGH ARCH FUCK-KING of GRAMMAR.

Suck my markings, lingua-child.

[burket.livejournal.com]

Dammit this is all my fault. I knew there would be side effects to shopping at Wal-mart, and yet I went anyway.

I just needed Socks. I never thought it would cost me 30% of my frontal lobe in addition to their everyday low prices.