on names

Oct. 23rd, 2004 02:46 am
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Having convinced one's partner to name one's firstborn male "Cain", apparently, is takes the piss to then demand that any further boychilds be called any of the following:

Leviathan
Bel Sham H'Roth
Belial
China Crisis


... though apparently, Zachariah isn't out of the picture.

Speak my name and despair.


I wonder if I could change my first name to "DREAD LORD"...

Date: 2004-10-22 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynchwalker.livejournal.com
Friends of mine named their daughter "Lucifer".

Date: 2004-10-23 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
hang on... daughter?

neat!

I know a girl who's *nickname* is "loucifer"...

Date: 2004-10-22 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burket.livejournal.com
Despite it's faggish and blatant "gothdork" overtones, i hear
"Malakai" is making a comeback.


Date: 2004-10-22 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missjanette.livejournal.com
has already made a comeback in the US.
I had 2 little boys in my daycare class with that name.
am not sure how it's a gothdork name, all the boys I've ever known named Malakai have been rather bad-ass black kids from tough neighborhoods.

You could always change your name to Muad-dib & then your name can be a killing word. heh.

I, dorque.

Date: 2004-10-22 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burket.livejournal.com
I've met two guys (different) named Malakai, Both of which were "gothdorks", and both of which after spending roughly 5 minutes with them, i felt the nearly unstoppable need to introduce them to my good friend Mr. Tireiron.


I have no idea how I managed to make that statement in one fucking sentence. I think I raped those three commas' to death.

Date: 2004-10-22 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
No plural uses an apostrophe.

You must now prostrate yourself before the LORD HIGH ARCH FUCK-KING of GRAMMAR.

Suck my markings, lingua-child.

Date: 2004-10-23 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burket.livejournal.com
Dammit this is all my fault. I knew there would be side effects to shopping at Wal-mart, and yet I went anyway.

I just needed Socks. I never thought it would cost me 30% of my frontal lobe in addition to their everyday low prices.

Date: 2004-10-22 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I thought it was "Malachai" or "Molochai", depending on the translinguafunkification.

I know at least one nice Malachai and Molochai by either count; it's not a name I dislike, but not one I'd name my child either.

Date: 2004-10-23 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I like :D

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Miss Janette no longer requires the weirding module...

Date: 2004-10-23 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burket.livejournal.com
can i have her module.

I owe Walmart Pain.

Ok Pain, and poor punctuation.

Date: 2004-10-22 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mssardonicsmile.livejournal.com
How about "Dread Pirate *cough* Roberts*

ten points if you get that refrence.

Date: 2004-10-23 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fross.livejournal.com
I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Date: 2004-10-22 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tephramancy.livejournal.com
Ah, if only this post were friends-only, then I could tell you the amusing tale an old school friend of mine who named her son Cain...

Date: 2004-10-22 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
you could email it and ruin the only name I've ever felt settled on for a male child.

Date: 2004-10-23 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tephramancy.livejournal.com
Sorry. Wasn't trying to ruin it, mate.

Date: 2004-10-23 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
sorry, lovely. was being grumpy. shoot me in the head and ignore me. *squeeze* :)

Date: 2004-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tephramancy.livejournal.com
Me no shoot. Me hug.

*HUG*

:)

Date: 2004-10-23 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
score! :D:D x

Date: 2004-10-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elkor.livejournal.com
Is your last name Scott?

Date: 2004-10-22 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
My name is Scott James Lamb.

Date: 2004-10-22 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com
You want to be the Dread Lord Lamb?

Date: 2004-10-23 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
Dead Lord James Lamb!

does kind of sound more like a DJ from cornwall, actually.

Date: 2004-10-23 05:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-10-23 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com
Or, as typoed here, a Grateful Dead fan on the wrong side of the pond.

Have I mentioned that I have a weekly conference call with someone blessed by the name Bruce Gaylord? Mute is a wonderful thing, otherwise he'd hear me snicker when he introduced himself...

Date: 2004-10-23 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillianfrances.livejournal.com
My first born will be be called Judas. I think Judas Duckett has a nice ring to it. Yes.

Date: 2004-10-23 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jozafeen.livejournal.com
One of my rellys was called Ezekiel which I rather like!

Date: 2004-10-23 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnnydarke.livejournal.com
shub-niggurath.


he can be 'shubby' to his friends....

Date: 2004-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
The compromise we came to is that I'm allowed to use these names for pets, but not children.

I'm gonna *deliberately* lose these pets so I can run shrieking through the streets screaming "TE KI LI LI!!"

Date: 2004-10-23 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moopet.livejournal.com
I was having the baby-name talk many months ago and came up with "Bethuselah" for a girl, and am still sticking with the old standbys of Ghengis and Attila for boys.

Date: 2004-10-23 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_wires/
I want to call my first born male child Seth. The ancient Egyptian God of Chaos and Destruction... that's mah boy! :D

Date: 2004-10-23 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverfiligree.livejournal.com
Adam and Eve's third and less well known son too, IIRC. Not that I know much about the Bible so I could be talking cobblers. AKA that drooling old fart from Emmerdale. Shame, I quite like the name apart from that connection.

Date: 2004-10-23 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megashrike.livejournal.com
Just pick names from Lovecraft books. It's always a sign of success.

Date: 2004-10-23 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplestuart.livejournal.com
not a name as such, but where i work they tend to give you better job titles instead of pay rises. Irf this carries on the way it has soon i'll offically be an Emperor

Date: 2004-10-23 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emptysockets.livejournal.com
Try ´Sacrificial´.

Date: 2004-10-23 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
ahhhh, I see what you did there... ;)

Date: 2004-10-24 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emptysockets.livejournal.com
I won't try to convince you otherwise, I'd spend ages trying to explain why 'Cthulu' isn't an appropriate name for a baby girl...

Date: 2004-10-23 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosetheconfused.livejournal.com
Hmm one of my friends wants to name their kid Caos...
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