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deathboyChips push through nano-barrier
I was initially enthusiastic about this, but then I thought: It doesn't matter, does it? Not one fucking iota.
Because as soon as some new Ming Mecha-Chip arrives, pushing the cycles faster than ever before, there will be Vista or Mac OS SuperCandy and they'll both drench the CPU by drawing realistically rendered 3d shadows under each and every letter, making the icons for Safari out of rendered 3d models of a fucking sweet shop, complete with little cunts inside wearing fucking Apple T-shirts, and if you click the icon, it zooms in, so you can hear them snidely bragging about their new iPods. Vista will be superceded by Microsoft UniverseFucker which will represent every file on your hard drive by a model of a universe so complete and perfect that when you erase a file, you are committing genocide on a trillion lives so accurately modelled that they are truly intelligent.
Unlike the cunt sitting in front of the fucking monitor, that is, who will still be a Big Brother-watching, tabloid-reading chimp, using this Deep Thought-alike to play fucking Solitaire-4000, watching the little cards jump around with glee as the hours tick by, STILL fucking unaware that practically EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. APPLICATION. on the computer has a fucking spell check but STILL fucking well unable to master the apostrophe or spell "library" with a fucking Q in it, when they're forwarding 50mb emails full of fucking spreadsheets with animated pictures of tits and 72pt bright pink, misspelt fucking text proclaiming:
I HAVE ALL OF THIS POWER, ALL THIS POTENTIALITY SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND TODAY, MATTHEW, I AM GOING TO TOP MY FUCKING HIGHSCORE ON FREECELL. I AM A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME, ENERGY, MONEY AND SUNLIGHT. PLEASE, GOD, END ME NOW.
Because we're getting faster and faster and faster, aren't we, but we're not actually fucking GOING anywhere.
Haven't drunk a fucking thing today, yet, no. Thanks for fucking asking.
I was initially enthusiastic about this, but then I thought: It doesn't matter, does it? Not one fucking iota.
Because as soon as some new Ming Mecha-Chip arrives, pushing the cycles faster than ever before, there will be Vista or Mac OS SuperCandy and they'll both drench the CPU by drawing realistically rendered 3d shadows under each and every letter, making the icons for Safari out of rendered 3d models of a fucking sweet shop, complete with little cunts inside wearing fucking Apple T-shirts, and if you click the icon, it zooms in, so you can hear them snidely bragging about their new iPods. Vista will be superceded by Microsoft UniverseFucker which will represent every file on your hard drive by a model of a universe so complete and perfect that when you erase a file, you are committing genocide on a trillion lives so accurately modelled that they are truly intelligent.
Unlike the cunt sitting in front of the fucking monitor, that is, who will still be a Big Brother-watching, tabloid-reading chimp, using this Deep Thought-alike to play fucking Solitaire-4000, watching the little cards jump around with glee as the hours tick by, STILL fucking unaware that practically EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. APPLICATION. on the computer has a fucking spell check but STILL fucking well unable to master the apostrophe or spell "library" with a fucking Q in it, when they're forwarding 50mb emails full of fucking spreadsheets with animated pictures of tits and 72pt bright pink, misspelt fucking text proclaiming:
I HAVE ALL OF THIS POWER, ALL THIS POTENTIALITY SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND TODAY, MATTHEW, I AM GOING TO TOP MY FUCKING HIGHSCORE ON FREECELL. I AM A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME, ENERGY, MONEY AND SUNLIGHT. PLEASE, GOD, END ME NOW.
Because we're getting faster and faster and faster, aren't we, but we're not actually fucking GOING anywhere.
Haven't drunk a fucking thing today, yet, no. Thanks for fucking asking.
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Interesting .....
Date: 2007-01-27 06:03 pm (UTC)