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Chips push through nano-barrier
I was initially enthusiastic about this, but then I thought: It doesn't matter, does it? Not one fucking iota.
Because as soon as some new Ming Mecha-Chip arrives, pushing the cycles faster than ever before, there will be Vista or Mac OS SuperCandy and they'll both drench the CPU by drawing realistically rendered 3d shadows under each and every letter, making the icons for Safari out of rendered 3d models of a fucking sweet shop, complete with little cunts inside wearing fucking Apple T-shirts, and if you click the icon, it zooms in, so you can hear them snidely bragging about their new iPods. Vista will be superceded by Microsoft UniverseFucker which will represent every file on your hard drive by a model of a universe so complete and perfect that when you erase a file, you are committing genocide on a trillion lives so accurately modelled that they are truly intelligent.
Unlike the cunt sitting in front of the fucking monitor, that is, who will still be a Big Brother-watching, tabloid-reading chimp, using this Deep Thought-alike to play fucking Solitaire-4000, watching the little cards jump around with glee as the hours tick by, STILL fucking unaware that practically EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. APPLICATION. on the computer has a fucking spell check but STILL fucking well unable to master the apostrophe or spell "library" with a fucking Q in it, when they're forwarding 50mb emails full of fucking spreadsheets with animated pictures of tits and 72pt bright pink, misspelt fucking text proclaiming:
I HAVE ALL OF THIS POWER, ALL THIS POTENTIALITY SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND TODAY, MATTHEW, I AM GOING TO TOP MY FUCKING HIGHSCORE ON FREECELL. I AM A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME, ENERGY, MONEY AND SUNLIGHT. PLEASE, GOD, END ME NOW.
Because we're getting faster and faster and faster, aren't we, but we're not actually fucking GOING anywhere.
Haven't drunk a fucking thing today, yet, no. Thanks for fucking asking.
I was initially enthusiastic about this, but then I thought: It doesn't matter, does it? Not one fucking iota.
Because as soon as some new Ming Mecha-Chip arrives, pushing the cycles faster than ever before, there will be Vista or Mac OS SuperCandy and they'll both drench the CPU by drawing realistically rendered 3d shadows under each and every letter, making the icons for Safari out of rendered 3d models of a fucking sweet shop, complete with little cunts inside wearing fucking Apple T-shirts, and if you click the icon, it zooms in, so you can hear them snidely bragging about their new iPods. Vista will be superceded by Microsoft UniverseFucker which will represent every file on your hard drive by a model of a universe so complete and perfect that when you erase a file, you are committing genocide on a trillion lives so accurately modelled that they are truly intelligent.
Unlike the cunt sitting in front of the fucking monitor, that is, who will still be a Big Brother-watching, tabloid-reading chimp, using this Deep Thought-alike to play fucking Solitaire-4000, watching the little cards jump around with glee as the hours tick by, STILL fucking unaware that practically EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. APPLICATION. on the computer has a fucking spell check but STILL fucking well unable to master the apostrophe or spell "library" with a fucking Q in it, when they're forwarding 50mb emails full of fucking spreadsheets with animated pictures of tits and 72pt bright pink, misspelt fucking text proclaiming:
I HAVE ALL OF THIS POWER, ALL THIS POTENTIALITY SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND TODAY, MATTHEW, I AM GOING TO TOP MY FUCKING HIGHSCORE ON FREECELL. I AM A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME, ENERGY, MONEY AND SUNLIGHT. PLEASE, GOD, END ME NOW.
Because we're getting faster and faster and faster, aren't we, but we're not actually fucking GOING anywhere.
Haven't drunk a fucking thing today, yet, no. Thanks for fucking asking.
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Date: 2007-01-27 11:39 am (UTC)that said, when i push a button on my mac, the desktop rotates and fades into the background replaced by a spinning 3d icon set with all the media centre programs lined up, ready, nae, desperate to serve me....
damn i feel dirty.... but goooood.
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Date: 2007-01-27 11:47 am (UTC)That said, it's probably because Mac OS X 10.0 was dog slow, but that's not the point. Every release of Windows has been dog slow and has got slower on the same hardware :)
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Date: 2007-01-27 11:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-27 11:58 am (UTC)How many computer-owners actually use available GPUs for anything other than gaming?
I have an interest in 3d and do fire up Max every now and then, but even for me, the most I use the hardware for is to buy virtual coffee from a virtual starbucks in second fucking life.
Your super-powerful GPU's sitting there doing fuck all (while your super-powerful CPU plays solitaire / idles), so what do we make it do? UI transition effects. Wizzy icons. How glorious we are.
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Date: 2007-01-27 01:32 pm (UTC)But, there's no reason why an immensely powerful system shouldn't be pleasant to use: I'm perfectly happy with screensaver effects, scalable UIs, control-scroll zooming, GPU-offloaded window compositing and photo-realistic icons (not to mention the more directly useful things like Exposé) if when I run ‘./configure && make’ (and I do that a lot, but other people do plenty that's CPU intensive, albeit not constantly—and our systems are optimised for bursted intensive use: just look at how hot everything gets when you leave them ripping your DVD collection for a few days) those effects) it's not slowed down by any of those things: and my GPU is cheap (Intel GMA950 integrated thing), and still perfectly capable.
So, yeah… better CPUs and GPUs? I get a nicer UI and I can do ‘traditional boring computer use’ more effectively. Win-win.
I suppose you're right in part, though: whatever we come up with, we'll find some way to utilise it. We have better GPUs, so we use the graphics processor to make graphical user interfaces nicer to use (perish the thought). We have better CPUs that are having to do less in the way of superficial processing and so are able to do more computationally-intensive processing. Certainly, Word and Excel aren't computationally intensive (well, not normally), but the stuff that they do get through can now be done faster, and using less power, and that can only be a good thing.
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Date: 2007-01-29 10:55 am (UTC)I'd prefer to be running NT 3.51 (the only NT before 2003 to be halfway sensibly architected) but there's no chance of getting drivers for anything these days.
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Date: 2007-01-29 11:21 am (UTC)How much memory did you have in 2000?
I've got 2GB in the box in front of me. 6 years ago "2GB" wasn't quite Gibson-territory any more, but it was more than we got to put in the desktops.
I note also that you haven't even _run_ a comparison test. You've simply observed "System c. 2007 runs better than System c. 2000" (which might even be true) and then extrapolated this to "XP is faster than NT4", which is the most errant bollocks.
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Date: 2007-01-29 11:28 am (UTC)FWIW I have run both operating systems on the same hardware, and for my usage, XP is faster. So that's what I use. Sorry if this offends you in some way. My computers are tools for me to accomplish goals, not fetish objects. Get a life.
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:35 pm (UTC)I'm merely pointing out the logical fallacy in extrapolating from your observation to your conclusion.
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:58 pm (UTC)I didn't mention Linux at all, BTW. But you clearly cannot even think about operating systems beyond that tired and pointless debate. Grow up!
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Date: 2007-01-27 11:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-27 12:00 pm (UTC)i think i love you.
from rosie.
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Date: 2007-01-27 12:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-27 01:04 pm (UTC)This is both good and bad. Most of them are basically rubbish and can make the tools work well enough to foot the Solitaire-players out there, because they think it's all magic anyway. A few turn out to be very good and give the previous generation a kick up the arse because they ask hard questions like 'What's this makefile-vi-compiler shit? It's rubbish'. Most of the previous generation will go 'That's the way it is. I had to do it the hard way and I don't see why you shouldn't, etc.' Some will go 'Hm. Good point. Let's make it better.'
IIRC, it's been accepted wisdom for A While that you couldn't hand-craft machine code better than a good compiler and you were better off working further up the stack on, say, making better abstractions so that coders no longer have to cock about with registers and word-length. Unless they're hacking on space-probes in orbit around distant planets.
Anyway. Computers are actually rubbish. The hardware's cack, the OSes are worse, they're all entirely unfuckingreliable because New Features dreamed up by crackmonkeys at typewriters are more important than making existing stuff work and because most coders are doing that job because there are no longer large offices to employ them as clerks and because they're too dull to burn out like the good ones.
The only good computers are the ones you don't know you're using. Everything else is fucking awful and we should be collectively slightly ashamed about that.
On the other hand, bollocks to it. I am in work because computers are shit and the users are dim.
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Date: 2007-01-27 02:31 pm (UTC)Same here - I have a vested interest in computers remaining rather unreliable and used by 90% morons... The day computers can be looked after on an industrial scale by their own users is the day I am out of a job :)
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Date: 2007-01-29 11:23 am (UTC)You answer phones in a call-centre?
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:45 pm (UTC)To quote your sarcastically litotic comment,
.Of course it doesn't take talent to make mere web pages. That's the _point_ of the web: accessible publishing for anyone and everyone, without needing talent or huge resources beforehand. Long may it so continue, even if it does mostly lead to, "My cat Mittens' Homepage".
Your rhetorical point though was clearly to belittle "developers" whilst simultaneously crowing about your own prowess in high-volume OLTP. Well lets all stop for a trouser-break while we get over that little one. You work on the modern equivalent of COBOL, churning out gasbills and ATM receipts. That must need a really shit-hot pair of sunglasses.
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-29 04:59 pm (UTC)What's the matter, your "l33t" HTML "sK1Lz" not cutting it anymore?
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Date: 2007-01-27 03:01 pm (UTC)Interesting .....
Date: 2007-01-27 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-27 07:35 pm (UTC)We think we are more intelligent than we are, because Wikipedia and its unverified information is but a click away. You can download entire discographies which you will never listen to.
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Date: 2007-01-27 07:43 pm (UTC)But those are the great democratisers! They're the BEST we can do!
We think we are more intelligent than we are, because Wikipedia and its unverified information is but a click away.
We thought that before, but we lacked the mechanism to check so easily (admittedly against a source made by other potentially flawed data, but if you think "real" encyclopaedias are flawless or unbiased, well...)
You can download entire discographies which you will never listen to.
Yeah. Media-overwhelmment and the digital pack-rat instinct is a killer of enjoyment.
One must now learn to moderate one's intake so as to not devalue that which one would otherwise love.
LIKE MY PENIS!
sorry.
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Date: 2007-01-28 11:00 pm (UTC)One must now learn to moderate one's intake so as to not devalue that which one would otherwise love.
That last line rawks.
True say blud, true say, innit.
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Date: 2007-01-28 10:24 am (UTC)Of course most people are wasting many of their CPU cycles with malware & other shit which makes their computer behave in a way they still consider "normal".
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Date: 2007-01-28 03:14 pm (UTC)Nevertheless, even their desktop environments are becoming increasingly power hungry, and they can't settle down and make a distro that just fucking works without having to recompile something.
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-31 08:18 pm (UTC)http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249102,00.html