God's Cock
Mar. 30th, 2007 01:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathboyIf you're making a statue of Jesus, right, and it's not wearing anything to cover its modesty, how does one go about choosing the size of the Lord's Wang?
I mean, them there Christians seem to be mighty hung up about sex, so it would be understandable that you might seek to draw attention away from the Holy Knackers, but if he was anything other than horselike, would this not be doing Our Saviour down?
Wouldst the Lord have a simple, modest dong? The Humble Cock of a Carpenter? For I mean, surely, He was Hung Like a Biggun'?
My vote goes for a massive, engorged, rock-hard, veiny super-cock on each and every jesus. After all, he's part of God, he's omniscient and omnipresent and all that, he's every bit of pornography, every brushed nipple, every pant stirring, every dirty thought that's happening in every mind, 24/7.
Frankly, I imagine that he'd have The Gush.
I mean, there's no reference to Christ's Fluffer in the bible.
Ah, man. Now I can't stop thinking about Jesus wanking. Go on, son! Crack out the Holy water!
I'm sorry that this is what I return to you all with after a busy week. I assure you that there will be music, wisdom, links and bile, but for now, and as long as I fail to dislodge it from my brain, you've got christ's turgid phallus, pulsing and bobbing ominously, like some kind of sacred meat-baton of infinite loving, poised before your eyes, ready to unleash a cascading torrent of angelic ball-juice while a choir sings 'Hosanna'.
That's something I want you to all think about for now.
I mean, them there Christians seem to be mighty hung up about sex, so it would be understandable that you might seek to draw attention away from the Holy Knackers, but if he was anything other than horselike, would this not be doing Our Saviour down?
Wouldst the Lord have a simple, modest dong? The Humble Cock of a Carpenter? For I mean, surely, He was Hung Like a Biggun'?
My vote goes for a massive, engorged, rock-hard, veiny super-cock on each and every jesus. After all, he's part of God, he's omniscient and omnipresent and all that, he's every bit of pornography, every brushed nipple, every pant stirring, every dirty thought that's happening in every mind, 24/7.
Frankly, I imagine that he'd have The Gush.
I mean, there's no reference to Christ's Fluffer in the bible.
Ah, man. Now I can't stop thinking about Jesus wanking. Go on, son! Crack out the Holy water!
I'm sorry that this is what I return to you all with after a busy week. I assure you that there will be music, wisdom, links and bile, but for now, and as long as I fail to dislodge it from my brain, you've got christ's turgid phallus, pulsing and bobbing ominously, like some kind of sacred meat-baton of infinite loving, poised before your eyes, ready to unleash a cascading torrent of angelic ball-juice while a choir sings 'Hosanna'.
That's something I want you to all think about for now.
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Date: 2007-03-30 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-30 02:55 pm (UTC)it's a few blocks from my work. i see it almost daily although recently i've been going home a different way since i've been working late and it's about three blocks (not real city blocks, suburb blocks) from a slightly shifty area.
the church that created this nightmare spent a metricfuckton on it. i have a friend that teaches art at an elementry school near it and the schools and community there could have used the money for something like, oh community and neighborhood improvements, child programs, painting over the gang graffitti, but i really think that the lord feels much more served by this GIANT and offensive statue that totally takes that whole freedom of religion thing and mocks it.
however, i love taking my out of town friends to see it, it's more entertaining than graceland.
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Date: 2007-03-30 03:25 pm (UTC)...we're all screwed.
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Date: 2007-03-30 03:32 pm (UTC)i'm hungry now, thanks.
oh, and the chain...at one time there was an interview running around with the leader of the World Overcummers church where he went thru what each thing symbolized...like the spikes on her crown are a different number than Lady Liberty from France's in NY. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/05/us/05liberty.html?ex=1309752000&en=633335bb68bac96a&ei=5088 might have it, i don't know. i do that memphis is VERY racially polarized right now thanks to city leaders that encourage this kind of thing and out in cracker land there is a church that has three giant crosses. a few blocks from crazychrist lady there is a large statue of buddha in someone's front yard (garden).