Death

[deathboy]

How do you want to die?

How do you think I'll die?

I will reply to comments indicating how I think you'll die :)

Personally, I'm aiming for the (Alternate Universe Dave Lister) dying-of-a-heart-attack-at-50-making-love-to-my-20-year-old-wife-while-piloting-an-aircraft scenario.

[kinda nicked from my_window_seat]

Comments

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

I think that you will die in bed, at a ripe old age, wearing plaid pyjamas, surrounded by your sobbing great-grandchildren, and your final thought will be "damn, I used to be rock'n'roll".

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

More than likely :)

I suspect that you shall die photographing a building in eastern Germany, crushed by a MASSIVE falling umlaut.

Your final thought will be to realise that I had a hand in this.

[aliasrob.livejournal.com]

Raped to death by Space Cockneys.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Licked to death by an enraged Chihuahua. Your corpse will be held in state for a fortnight while the intelligencia of North London come to pay respects to your perfectly preserved, yet hairless corpse.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

Me? Doing something so hugely amazingly brilliantly awesome that all my friends will be able to smile at the funeral and say 'she died doing something she loved'.

the last night on earth is for living - Delays, "Valentine"

You?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Was good enough for Michael Hutchence, innit.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

If your choices were to fuck Paula Yates, or strangle yourself wanking, I think you'll recognise the ultimate wisdom of "The Hutch".

I reckon you'll go in a clinch with a 10-tonne-truck, tumbling off a cliff, surrounded by hitherto unexplained explosions, screaming "DIE, BUTTERKIST MOTHERFUCKER".

Your grave will be covered in sellotape by superstitious Rabbis (filing out from a concert at which they've just watch Arachne bummed to death by an ape).

[drfairlyevil.livejournal.com]

I will die mid-rant, having blown every blood vessel in my body.

You will die sober, ironically having choked on your own vomit.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

You will be fatally wounded in the thigh by a passing supermarket.

[nexus-six.livejournal.com]

Dunno about dying, but I want to be burned on a proper pyre. Outside. In the countryside. Which is for some stupid reason illegal :-(

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Lizards will steal your breath and suck out your innards while you sleep, leaving only a husk on which the lizards' children dine.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

You'll drown when a mob of emo-types that you've upset with some scathing remark converge on you and weep until the room fills up with tears.

JmC
Weighed down by his own ego

[danblood.livejournal.com]

want: shot on stage surrounded by an adoring audience, like Dimebag
probably will: probably die in a sad and humiliating way as a withered old man

[whizzerandchips.livejournal.com]

How do you want to die?

Like my Grandad, in my sleep. Not screaming in fear like his passengers were...

[jr06.livejournal.com]

hahaha

(assuming your granddad was supposed to be a pilot/captain or something like that

[dan-lane.livejournal.com]

You want to die making love to someone who is the same age as your son?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

When my son is 20 and I'm 50: yes.

[misterfallen.livejournal.com]

I want to die how I like to eat: Quickly, comfortably, in good company, and ending with a feeling of satisfaction and contentment.

I think you'll die like you sing: Loud, hard, and cheered on by a bunch of goths. :)

[lee-chaos.livejournal.com]

I will outlive you all. No question.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

yeah, but you'll be dead bored, then... :)

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

You will spontaneously combust while driving a bus full of hippies.

I plan on living forever, so have no words for how I think I would go.

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i want to die at a great old age, doing something that is so utterly hilarious that none of my mourners can keep a straight face. you know, accidentally choke to death on the prime minister's cock, or break my hip wanking and starve to death in bed, or something.
you? well, you may hope to die while boning that 20yr old wife, but in fact you are hunted like a dog by a rampaging mob of psychotic ex-girlfriends who are enraged by your marriage, fleeing for day after day until they eventually drive you to your doom, drowning you in a vat of custard. your last act is to pollute the trifles of a thousand happy children.

[theinnocence.livejournal.com]

i WANT to die in my sleep dreaming something awesome that i can just live the rest of my afterlife doing
more than likely will be stabbed to death for what little money i have in my wallet
don't want to die on the toilet

you?
i'm lame and say probably laying on the floor with a bottle of vodka in your hand saying "is that.... all there is? it's almost empty already!"

[preachermuaddib.livejournal.com]

How do you want to die?
*want* to die?
What are you saying???

How do you think I'll die?
Divine intervention

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

I will be the one with their finger on the Big Red Button that says: 'Do Not Push'. The end will be quick, hot and firey. Like good sex, but without the afterglow.

You will die because I was the one with their finger on the Big red Button that says: 'Do Not Push'. It will come quickly, a bit like...

... I'll stop there ;)

[frostedmessiah.livejournal.com]

I want to die via one of the less painful methods in the A.S.H. Methods File.

Death by drinking so much water that every cell in your body gets oversaturated and explodes sounds like fun!

I think you deserve a warriors death. Perhaps you should stand at the center of a four-way intersection and from each road leading to where you stand would be a rapidly approaching horde of (in no particular order) dinosaurs, ninjas, pirates and zombies (possibly the fast zombies from 28 days later, otherwise the three other groups would get there way before the zombies did, and they would be disappointed when they finally arrived and found no brains to eat).

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Is it not possible that I could die fighting Amazon women?

Sorta 2-good-deaths-in-1 there...

[selectnone.livejournal.com]

at the hands of a freakishly giant wasp

A freakishly giant wasp with hands?! Aiiiii!

[youwantitwhen.livejournal.com]

Like that Trojan Horse idea you mentioned a while back (coming (pun intended) from its cock onstage) until lighting strikes it.

[maxrael.livejournal.com]

i used to think i'd be kicked to death in car park by cunts... now i think a car crash.

You, i imagine will have a heart attack whilst sat on the toilet eating a veggie burger.

[smarriveurr.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd rather like to die in my sleep, at a ripe old age, of heart failure, brought on by asphyxiation, from having passed out underneath all the many exuberant, buxom young women who so wore me out.

You, on the other hand, will likely die at a ripe old age, in a pool of your own filth, firmly convinced you're a rocker at your peak, thanks to dementia.

[wehmuth.livejournal.com]

While remixing your favourite tunes from the Best of the Noughties (ever), you'll accidentally feed your resonant frequency through your headphones and all of your organs will fall out of your bottom.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Me: I'm going to skip the smart answers here and go for 'in my sleep'. Preferably without either my body or my mind falling apart too badly first.

You: Stabbed to death with a rolled-up goth_macro, clearly.

[analogueheart.livejournal.com]

You will be stung to death by a concealed angry wasp, after having inadvertently taken a heavy dose of anti-histamines.