Death

[deathboy]

How do you want to die?

How do you think I'll die?

I will reply to comments indicating how I think you'll die :)

Personally, I'm aiming for the (Alternate Universe Dave Lister) dying-of-a-heart-attack-at-50-making-love-to-my-20-year-old-wife-while-piloting-an-aircraft scenario.

[kinda nicked from my_window_seat]

Comments

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

Me? Doing something so hugely amazingly brilliantly awesome that all my friends will be able to smile at the funeral and say 'she died doing something she loved'.

the last night on earth is for living - Delays, "Valentine"

You?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Was good enough for Michael Hutchence, innit.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

If your choices were to fuck Paula Yates, or strangle yourself wanking, I think you'll recognise the ultimate wisdom of "The Hutch".

I reckon you'll go in a clinch with a 10-tonne-truck, tumbling off a cliff, surrounded by hitherto unexplained explosions, screaming "DIE, BUTTERKIST MOTHERFUCKER".

Your grave will be covered in sellotape by superstitious Rabbis (filing out from a concert at which they've just watch Arachne bummed to death by an ape).

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

i rather like that death. Makes me feel like Bruce Willis.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

That's the exact imagery I was going for!

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation, caused by being smothered by Kylie's boobs ;)Now *that* would be interesting.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I dunno, how are her boobs after she had boob-cancer?

did they have to hack 'em off at all?

I've not paid much attention to the lassy.

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

:(

Bad Deathboy!

As far as I know her boobs are fine, but I've not had much chance to check them out in person, like. *lol*

They look alright here http://www.retrovinylrecords.com/kylie2.htm
and here http://www.codehot.co.uk/images/lyricpics/kylie1.jpg though

(... I can't beleive I just Googled for Kylies boobs...)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

eh? Why am I bad? Sometimes, breasts are removed as a result of breast cancer... I thought it was odd that you'd specifically mention the boobs of someone who did.

*shrug*

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see!

I was working the Michael Hutchence link, I hadn't thought about the boob cancer thing :P

Don't you remember the weird 90's love triangle with Hutchence, Kylie and Paula Yates?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Oh!

Actually, I was entirely unaware of that. Hutchence was pretty much off my radar until the old death-by-wanking situation. And I only realised about that a good few years after the fact when someone told me what he'd been up to.