BUT I WANNA BAYYYYBEEEEZ.

[deathboy]

You know he's thinking "God has punished me for putting it inside that."
Whereas she's very clearly just thinking about delicious pies.


Woman keeps rare conjoined twins

Watch the video (it's only short).

The HORROR.

(not the twins, which will obviously die, but the mother).

[edit]: As dj_alexander spotted: I like how a "staunch Catholic" has had sex out of wedlock.

Ms Chamberlain decided against this after talking over the matter with partner Mike Pedace, 32.

-- That's seven years they've been trying, out of wedlock, btw. But apparently, they're engaged! Woo!

Comments

[mofette.livejournal.com]

Holy Shit.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

You are aroused. I sense it.

[kotenok.livejournal.com]

Lucky for the kids that they won't survive really, with a potential mother like that.


Fucking hell..

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I think god's purpose in giving *that* woman those twins was to serve as an inducement to abstinence.

Either that, or they weren't conjoined, just very much like their mother and one of them just turned round and fucking ate the other one.

[baobh.livejournal.com]

Dear gods. I..gah!

*twitch twitch*

Well, if one is eating the other, maybe it'll do the world a favour and start chowin' down on mother dearest, so she can stop being a plague upon the Earth.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

But by the time it eats its way free, it will be HUGE!

Flamethrower the house down, nuke Portsmouth from orbit.

[cunabula.livejournal.com]

Avoided it when it came up on Google Reader, just watched it with the sound off. Bad enough and now I feel like a bastard for finkin she's proper fukin common and stoopid n shit.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I felt that way, then I remembered that world is fucking choc full of thick fucks, making more thick children the world doesn't need because they're too simple to think for themselves.

It's not very PC, but if it looks like a mong, talks like a mong and behaves like a mong, it might just be a fucking mong.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I'm going to make more children now just to outbreed the slugbeasts.

(I mean, clearly, my DNA is awesome).

[dj-alexander.livejournal.com]

I like how a "staunch Catholic" has had sex out of wedlock.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

ghahahaaahahaahahhahah.

fucking 10/10 eagle, eyes ;)

[sideband.livejournal.com]

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking "British version of Trailer Trash"....

[redcountess]

The cynical in me thinks she is only keeping them for the publicity and sympathy. And good god, she's 25? I look younger than her on a good day! (Not to mention it looks like she got makeup tips from Divine!)

[sarahx.livejournal.com]

Was about to say the same thing - publicity and money! And you're right - she looks way older than 25, I'm sure I look younger even though I'm over 40 (and in denial about that, obv)

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

I dunno. If I was pregnant with a fetus (which, right there, would be one for the medical books, me being male and all) which had a one-in-five chance of survival, I think I'd go for it. One-in-five ain't good odds, but it's good enough to attempt.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I guess I don't see it as simple as that. There are (many) situations in which (to me) it isn't worth creating a new human(s)... but I do take a quite ultra-cynical position on such things.

[voofy.livejournal.com]

i have an urge to do impressions of that wowman, but there's no-one hear to listen to me.

it's possible the babies will live http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

though if they do, it might be wise to rehome them with a family with more than one braincell between them.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Oh don't start him there, he was bad enough about the owls...

[atomkinder.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough I was just at the hospital mentioned in that report today. I promise it wasn't my radiation that caused such deformities, they all look like that in Portsmouth. Can't speak for the babies condition though.

Sorry, I couldn't resist

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Was the icon your x-ray from today? ;o)

[hellopebbles.livejournal.com]

She's 25!? 0_0
woah

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Regardless of the question whether you should keep "defective" children or not, and this is a really bad thing to say, not just PC but discriminatory but looking at the parents, are you surprised their offspring isn't healthy?

If something like that happened to me, I don't know what I would do. It's not just a case of survival but of quality of life and there is no way a two-headed child could have that even if it were to function perfectly. It (and their parents) would be in social hell.
"Standard" conjoined twins have two mostly separate bodies and while stuck together for their lives, they develop unique personalities and that's entirely acceptable, as are other disabilities that can be recognised during pregnancy but this is not right.

On top of the not being married bit, she's 25 and they've tried for "over seven years" to get pregnant? A bit young, hm?
Also, not being able to conceive for so long should have been a hint to stop trying to procreate.

[theamaranth.livejournal.com]

trying since 18 for 7 sin-filled years to get knocked up by a guy you arent married to, but you're a STAUNCH catholic?

give me a fucking break.

[tcmneedler.livejournal.com]

What a way to start my week, seeing that.
*shudder*

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for them. They say they've been trying for kids for years and the first time she gets pregnant they get told the children will probably die.

That must be a horrible thing to go through.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I do agree with that. I would far sooner they were lucky enough to just have more normal offspring.

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

25?!?! Fuck RIGHT off...if shes 25 then I'm 12 years old.

anyway she couldn't give a shit about the unborn kids all shes intrerseted in is the money from the papers for the story and the 15 mins of fame.

If the kids survive she'll be whoring them out like a circus freak show and if they die she'll be selling the story of her grief to the highest bidder

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

My head says "you can't jump to that sort of conclusion"

My heart says "yup"

[megashrike.livejournal.com]

7 years to get preggo? The sperm probably got scared and ran off, either that or Darwin was right and natural selection was trying to kick in.

[sideband.livejournal.com]

Correction: if Darwin was right (which I think he is, but there are "special" cases where he isn't), ignorance like that would've self-terminated at a very young age.

Huzzah for laws protecting stupidity...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

ditto.

maybe she pissed him off with the non-marital sexing... he's reputed to work that way.

[miss_squiddy]

There are so many factors to consider in a decision like this... You want babies but you have to understand that a baby like that will come with a much bigger duty of care. You're Catholic, but is it better to abort a fetus which probably still has a tail than to give birth to child who is likely to face surgery and more surgery, medical complications and a diminished quality of life? There's a one in four chance that it will die - will you be able to say goodbye once it has a name without knitting tiny bonnets and building a creepy-ass website about your 'tiny angel'???

I doubt they've given it that much thought...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

There's a reasonable chance that having a baby would be the most important and fulfilling thing in her life.

I don't even say that with as much dripping malice as I would like. They're quite pleasant!

But yeah. Somebody get the woman a puppy and an abortion.

[lunaroseart.livejournal.com]

just no.