on names

[deathboy]

Having convinced one's partner to name one's firstborn male "Cain", apparently, is takes the piss to then demand that any further boychilds be called any of the following:

Leviathan
Bel Sham H'Roth
Belial
China Crisis


... though apparently, Zachariah isn't out of the picture.

Speak my name and despair.


I wonder if I could change my first name to "DREAD LORD"...

Comments

[lynchwalker.livejournal.com]

Friends of mine named their daughter "Lucifer".

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

hang on... daughter?

neat!

I know a girl who's *nickname* is "loucifer"...

[burket.livejournal.com]

Despite it's faggish and blatant "gothdork" overtones, i hear
"Malakai" is making a comeback.

[missjanette.livejournal.com]

has already made a comeback in the US.
I had 2 little boys in my daycare class with that name.
am not sure how it's a gothdork name, all the boys I've ever known named Malakai have been rather bad-ass black kids from tough neighborhoods.

You could always change your name to Muad-dib & then your name can be a killing word. heh.

I, dorque.

[burket.livejournal.com]

I've met two guys (different) named Malakai, Both of which were "gothdorks", and both of which after spending roughly 5 minutes with them, i felt the nearly unstoppable need to introduce them to my good friend Mr. Tireiron.


I have no idea how I managed to make that statement in one fucking sentence. I think I raped those three commas' to death.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

No plural uses an apostrophe.

You must now prostrate yourself before the LORD HIGH ARCH FUCK-KING of GRAMMAR.

Suck my markings, lingua-child.

[burket.livejournal.com]

Dammit this is all my fault. I knew there would be side effects to shopping at Wal-mart, and yet I went anyway.

I just needed Socks. I never thought it would cost me 30% of my frontal lobe in addition to their everyday low prices.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I thought it was "Malachai" or "Molochai", depending on the translinguafunkification.

I know at least one nice Malachai and Molochai by either count; it's not a name I dislike, but not one I'd name my child either.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I like :D

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Miss Janette no longer requires the weirding module...

[burket.livejournal.com]

can i have her module.

I owe Walmart Pain.

Ok Pain, and poor punctuation.

[mssardonicsmile.livejournal.com]

How about "Dread Pirate *cough* Roberts*

ten points if you get that refrence.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

As you wish.

[fross.livejournal.com]

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[tephramancy.livejournal.com]

Ah, if only this post were friends-only, then I could tell you the amusing tale an old school friend of mine who named her son Cain...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

you could email it and ruin the only name I've ever felt settled on for a male child.

[tephramancy.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Wasn't trying to ruin it, mate.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

sorry, lovely. was being grumpy. shoot me in the head and ignore me. *squeeze* :)

[tephramancy.livejournal.com]

Me no shoot. Me hug.

*HUG*

:)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

score! :D:D x

[elkor.livejournal.com]

Is your last name Scott?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

My name is Scott James Lamb.

[grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com]

You want to be the Dread Lord Lamb?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Dead Lord James Lamb!

does kind of sound more like a DJ from cornwall, actually.

[megashrike.livejournal.com]

or wales.

[grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com]

Or, as typoed here, a Grateful Dead fan on the wrong side of the pond.

Have I mentioned that I have a weekly conference call with someone blessed by the name Bruce Gaylord? Mute is a wonderful thing, otherwise he'd hear me snicker when he introduced himself...

[gillianfrances.livejournal.com]

My first born will be be called Judas. I think Judas Duckett has a nice ring to it. Yes.

[jozafeen.livejournal.com]

One of my rellys was called Ezekiel which I rather like!

[johnnydarke.livejournal.com]

shub-niggurath.


he can be 'shubby' to his friends....

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

The compromise we came to is that I'm allowed to use these names for pets, but not children.

I'm gonna *deliberately* lose these pets so I can run shrieking through the streets screaming "TE KI LI LI!!"

[moopet.livejournal.com]

I was having the baby-name talk many months ago and came up with "Bethuselah" for a girl, and am still sticking with the old standbys of Ghengis and Attila for boys.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wires/]

I want to call my first born male child Seth. The ancient Egyptian God of Chaos and Destruction... that's mah boy! :D

[silverfiligree.livejournal.com]

Adam and Eve's third and less well known son too, IIRC. Not that I know much about the Bible so I could be talking cobblers. AKA that drooling old fart from Emmerdale. Shame, I quite like the name apart from that connection.

[megashrike.livejournal.com]

Just pick names from Lovecraft books. It's always a sign of success.

[purplestuart.livejournal.com]

not a name as such, but where i work they tend to give you better job titles instead of pay rises. Irf this carries on the way it has soon i'll offically be an Emperor

[emptysockets.livejournal.com]

Try ´Sacrificial´.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

ahhhh, I see what you did there... ;)

[emptysockets.livejournal.com]

I won't try to convince you otherwise, I'd spend ages trying to explain why 'Cthulu' isn't an appropriate name for a baby girl...

[rosetheconfused.livejournal.com]

Hmm one of my friends wants to name their kid Caos...